Bass Masters Classic
About as fun as a trapdoor on a canoeGenre: sports - fishing
Publisher: Black Pearl Software
Year: 1994
System: Genesis
Gameplay Score: 0
Gameplay Notes:
Same game as the SNES version. Why would someone play this? I cannot figure out how to get a fish to bite. I wiggles my lure in front of a fish for 10 minutes straight with no response.
Level Design Score: 1
Level Design Notes:
No structure that I can divine. Just cast your lure into any spot in the lake and reel it in and hope you see a fish. Whatever
Theme Score: 0
Theme Notes:
It's fishing. And this one doubles down on the hill billy caricatures.
Art Style Score: 1
Art Style Notes:
Decent graphics but man the artwork is awful. The player models for yourself and the NPCs looks like on elf those early PC games crossed with character models from a Rob Zombie flick.
Audio Score: 0
Audio Notes:
The hill billiest hill billy music I've heard since watching Emmet Other's Jug Band Christmas as a kid. Holy crap this game has horrible music. At least it can be turned off but sheeeeooot is it awful. To top it off the water makes this horrible white noise that just never stops. That's when I muted the game.
Overall Score: 7
Review ID: 766
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