Technoclash for Genesis

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Review #4588

Technoclash

I'm in a casino for earthers

Genesis 1993 Electronic Arts Action Action › Gun
Technoclash screenshot for Genesis
Screenshot used for review/reference purposes.
1 / 5

Gameplay

Super slow movement.
Top down perspective.
Enemies largely remain stationary and wait for you to kill them. Those that mine do so much faster than you.
You can choose from 9 weapons assigned to letters which obviously show this was once a PC game.
The weapons are the only real fun to be had.
First level end with a boss who can't be killed. Neat

0 / 5

Level Design

First level is a hallway with stationary enemies and a boss who can't be killed. Yeah I'm out.

1 / 5

Theme

No idea what's going on storywise or setting wise. Some guy asks me where I am. I say I'm in a casino for earthers, which I assume means there are aliens and this is sci-fi. But then the guy says it's too dangerous for me to be without a bodyguard. And then I'm some sort of magician with projectile spells or something. It's bizarre.

1 / 5

Art Style

Embarrassingly poor artwork. Looks like Ultima with chunky sprites and even power resolution. Some of the grainiest graphics on the Genesis.
Animation isn't horrible but man is this game ugly. It came out a year after Contra 3 but looks like a 1988 PC game.

2 / 5

Audio

Well composed song wihit played with ugly Genesis burps and farts noises. Yuck.

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