Andre Panza Kick Boxing for TurboGrafx-16

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Review #7003

Andre Panza Kick Boxing

Kumite Scoring System: The Game: The Prequel

TG-16 1990 NEC Fighting Fighting › 1v1
Andre Panza Kick Boxing screenshot for TG-16
Screenshot used for review/reference purposes.
1 / 5

Gameplay

This is the prequel to the Best of the Best games on Gen and SNES. You hold a direction on the d-pad and then press a button to execute one of dozens of attacks.
Quickly becomes a button masher since the game rarely does what you tell it to do. Even when it does it's such a slow and grounded fight that the experience is incredibly boring. I guess it's supposed to be a simulation, but man is it boring.
Also, the scoring system is confusing. I knocked down the opponent dozens of time but never took off any health. Took me a while to figure out that the traffic lights above the ring were actually a health meter.
Just a boring game

0 / 5

Level Design

Every fight is identical.

1 / 5

Theme

Karate matches aren't a dynamic source material

2 / 5

Art Style

Sprites are very detailed and well animated. However they're very small.
There's only one arena so there's nothing to look at.
Drab colors

2 / 5

Audio

No music. Just grunts and yelps

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