World Cup USA '94
The worst oneGenre: sports - soccer
Publisher: US Gold
Year: 1994
System: SNES
Gameplay Score: 0
Gameplay Notes:
I thought Tony Meolo had cryptic menus. This game beats that one hands down. I spent 10 minutes menuing before I was able to play a game. During that time I somehow made the computer play itself offscreen three times before I was able to control my own squad. I still have no idea what combination of button and icon let me play an actual game. Opponents move about 50% faster than your team. Game moves so fast you basically have no control. Maybe I turned on permanent turbo mode in my menuing. Impossible to pass without an opponent stealing the ball. Couldn't get the ball to the opponents side of the pitch. Couldn't take a single shot.
Level Design Score: 1
Level Design Notes:
Tons of options so maybe there are a bunch of modes. I have no idea and no energy to figure it out.
Theme Score: 1
Theme Notes:
I hate soccer
Art Style Score: 1
Art Style Notes:
Teeny tiny sprites down from a birds eye view only barely bigger than those in Sensible Soccer. Very minimalist
Audio Score: 1
Audio Notes:
Crowd noise
Overall Score: 10
Review ID: 700
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