Total Football for MD PAL

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Total Football

Total football? Naw, it's just soccer.

Genre: sports - soccer

Publisher: Domark

Year: 1995

System: MD PAL

Gameplay Score: 1

Gameplay Notes:

This is one of the late-gen titles that play so heavily into the simulation side of things that I can't do a dang thing. Every pass is intercepted, the opponent passes and dispossesses at will, and I can't get a word in edgewise. The isometric view is the rancid cherry on top. No thanks.

Level Design Score: 2

Level Design Notes:

I think there are all the usual modes but the unmarked icons so popular in these Europe releases have me all kinds of confused.

Theme Score: 1

Theme Notes:

I hate these European soccer titles. The over-the-top goal celebrations set this apart, but that's the only good thing I have to say here.

Art Style Score: 4

Art Style Notes:

Credit where it's due, this title features impressive sprite work.

Audio Score: 2

Audio Notes:

Loud and obnoxious crowd noise. Some decent voices though

Overall Score: 33

Review ID: 6844