Wild Woody for Sega CD

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Review #12134

Wild Woody

If THQ created Earthworm Jim

Sega CD 1995 Sega Action Action › Platform
Wild Woody screenshot for Sega CD
Screenshot used for review/reference purposes.
1 / 5

Gameplay

Plays like Earthworm Jim, if it was created by THQ. Truly awful, jerky controls. Terrible hot detection. Etc. etc.

2 / 5

Level Design

Nothing terribly wrong with the level design, but far from good. Stages drag on far too long and have so many dead ends and useless branches that you'd think they were procedurally generated.

0 / 5

Theme

Everything that's wrong with mid 90s sensibilities wrapped up in a neat little package. You are a pencil. Yes. A pencil. Once that has been animated by a mystic totem found by a modern Indiana Jones guy shown off screen.
Woody is loud, edgy, talkative, and obnoxious. The opening cinematic is as cringey as they come.

1 / 5

Art Style

Backgrounds have some nice parallax but otherwise this is a late gen title drawn like an early gen rough draft. Hideous character design round out an ugly package.

0 / 5

Audio

Easily one of the worst video game soundtracks of all time. The edgy 90s theme rears it's ugly head once again, with music that sounds more like a car crash than a man-made creative endeavor.

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