Sunday, September 21, 2025

NFL's Greatest - San Francisco vs Dallas 1978-1993 for Sega CD


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NFL's Greatest - San Francisco vs Dallas 1978-1993

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Genre: fmv - n/a

Publisher: Sega

Year: 1993

System: Sega CD


Gameplay Score: 0

Gameplay Notes:

This is a coaching simulator. You pick the play, hope for the best, and watch the awful video. You can choose from 9 plays. Yes, nine total plays. And for the Niners there's only a single running play. Not that it matters though. It's completely random. You might as well just roll a dice over and over and over again. What a terrible concept.


Level Design Score: 0

Level Design Notes:

The only configuration you can choose is the length of the quarters. There's only a single game with no context for when or where it's played.


Theme Score: 3

Theme Notes:

The presentation is minimal without any menus or ambiance, but they have NFL and NFLPA licenses plus a convincing voice track giving commentary on each play. Naturally, the same videos and phrases are said repeatedly so the novelty wears off quickly.


Art Style Score: 0

Art Style Notes:

Hideous. It looks more like John Conway's Game of Life than an NFL game broadcast. Probably the worst FMV of all time.


Audio Score: 3

Audio Notes:

Good sound quality on the voices and the crowd noise. There's no music but sound wasn't what cause me to hate this game so much.


Overall Score: 9

Review ID: 12083



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