Foreman For Real Boxing for Genesis

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Review #4206

Foreman For Real Boxing

Uncanny Valley

Genesis 1995 Acclaim Fighting Fighting › Boxing
Foreman For Real Boxing screenshot for Genesis
Screenshot used for review/reference purposes.
0 / 5

Gameplay

Two buttons. Right and Left. No other buttons or controls that I can figure out. Just the two punches. So...the gameplay, such as it is, is incredibly shallow.
Punches rarely connect and it feels completely random.

2 / 5

Level Design

Lots of options for difficulty and such. Career, tourney, and exhibition modes. Not sure why anyone would want to play this for longer than a few minutes but it gives you lots of ways to do just that.

0 / 5

Theme

It's boxing. And fat man George Foreman takes center stage. No thanks
Also, you have a full 45 seconds of unskippable logos to wait though every time you turn on this game. Unbelievable. I was down playing before I even started.

1 / 5

Art Style

There's the Uncanny Valley and then there's this game. The boxers have a prerendered body with impressive animations but they also have a photorealistic head with only a couple of frames of animation. They look like the weird bits from AFV where Tom Bergeron photoshopped his head onto people's videos. It's unbelievably creepy and unnatural looking.

3 / 5

Audio

Some decent music and sound

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