Earnest Evans for MD CD

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Review #12504

Earnest Evans

Totally not Indiana Jones

MD CD 1991 Wolf Team Action Action › Hack n Slash
Earnest Evans screenshot for MD CD
Screenshot used for review/reference purposes.
1 / 5

Gameplay

Plays just like the Genesis version - horribly. The ragdoll physics and weird movement tech makes gameplay feel like Getting Over it With Bennett Foddy or Surgery Simulator.
Your main form of attack is to wave your bullwhip around like it's on fire. It works alright but looks as dumb as it sounds.
Enemies have no hitbox and you get no knockback or i-frames so if you get inside them they tank you in a matter of seconds.
Pervasive slowdown, just lke the Genesis version.

2 / 5

Level Design

The levels aren't terrible. Typical platform stuff but enemies are the key thing to worry about. Reminds me of Super Star Wars or Indiana Jones Greatest Adventures.

1 / 5

Theme

Indiana Jones rip-off. The first level is a straight up copy of the opening scene from Raiders, right down to the stone chase at the end.

1 / 5

Art Style

Horrible slowdown and animation.
All sprites have an unnatural, segmented and articulated look about them. My wife said they look like skeletons.
Truly horrific artwork

4 / 5

Audio

Massive improvement from the sad Genesis version. The music here is epic and beautiful. The sound effects are marginally better than the Genesis, but nothing to get excited about.

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