God Panic: Shijo Saikyo Gundan for PCE CD

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Review #11046

God Panic: Shijo Saikyo Gundan

Absurdist cute-em up made by perverts

PCE CD 1992 Teichiku Shooter Shooter › Vertical
God Panic: Shijo Saikyo Gundan screenshot for PCE CD
Screenshot used for review/reference purposes.
3 / 5

Gameplay

Standard controls.
Pickups give you weapon and speed increases. Weapon caps out at a homing fireball weapon that is never OP but takes care of most everything quickly, making this an easy game.
One gripe is that you'll often encounter an enemy with extra health with no indication. In other words, two identical enemies will take different damage. Annoying.

2 / 5

Level Design

Most stages have a couple of frantic sections between long stretches of one or two enemies appearing with breaks between. Boring.

1 / 5

Theme

Absurdist cute-em up made by perverts. In one stage the background is a bikini-clad woman laying on her stomach in the sand.

2 / 5

Art Style

Simple, flat artwork. It's colorful, but bizarre.

0 / 5

Audio

Great music, but oh my...the sound effects are historically awful. Your shot gives off a comical sound but enemies taking damage give off an ear-splitting ping that will cause everyone around you to cover their ears. Take this away and I might give the sound a 4. Truly awful sound choice here.

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