Kids on Site for Sega CD

Review #12058

Kids on Site

Dorf on Construction Site

Sega CD 1994 Digital Pictures FMV FMV › N/a
Kids on Site screenshot for Sega CD
Screenshot used for review/reference purposes.
2 / 5

Gameplay

Perhaps the only FMV title which achieved what it set out to do. Choose from one of four construction vehicles (steamroller, excavator, wrecking ball, and bulldozer) and press B to operate the vehicle (i.e. watch a video) or A or C to cycle through three other targets. Not much to it, but you can't make a mistake so kids won't have any trouble seeing all the videos.

1 / 5

Level Design

This is essentially a 30 minute slapstick comedy video involving construction equipment that's made for kids. The four levels can be chosen in whatever order you wish and all play out identically. Perfect for very young kids who have somehow been caught in a technology time warp and thus have extremely low expectations from their entertainment. Zero replayability, of course.

4 / 5

Theme

The over the top humor works surprisingly well. There's an excited young woman, a brain dead dude bro, and a straight man named Nuts who is the target of every joke. Plus, the construction site setting is perfect.

2 / 5

Art Style

The screen only fills about half of the screen, but there's good use of color. Well, as best as the Sega CD can muster anyway. It's sub VHS quality, of course,

3 / 5

Audio

Nice audio quality.

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